So right before Katie kills Micah at the end of part one, when she's screaming in the dark, it's because she apparently sees one of the characters from this film. Yeah, the only film in the franchise with almost all the holes filled, that's where we go to actually create more continuity issues! Good idea. Where does the Delorean take us to, you may ask, and the answer would be to the end of part one. I was dreading the moment, but I was hoping against hope it would tie up some loose end as the continuity is falling to pieces in this franchise with nothing being explained. Right there you should be rolling your eyes, because you already know how shit will end. There is a moment in the film where they are reading this dead witch's journal and it talks about a door to another time, but the place will be unholy. Well, obviously the worst aspect to the film was the ending which I will explain now. Man, I'd love a shot at these little biotches! The last thing I'll say positively was that there were a few tiny nuances and details that were cool and made the story flow better compared to other entries.
#MOVIE REVIEW PARANORMAL ACTIVITY THE MARKED ONES MOVIE#
For fans that cannot stand the annoying witches and the fucking coven, the writers are listening as we finally see a few of them get blown away! I was about to applaud in the movie theater when the first one gets shot with a shotgun-fucking bitch was running like a maniac with a knife like she's tough. We do learn a few new things about the witches, coven, and demons that we hadn't before, but the plot is still moving at a snail's pace there are also a few cameos from past characters to spice things up but mostly serve as contrivances. Surprisingly, the scares are still coming with some original and creative setups that get rolling fairly early on. I want to give my accolades to the actors, because this was the first, or one of the first, acting gigs a lot of these players have performed. The characters are maybe the most realistic thus far and likable as well even a lot of the background characters are interesting and the events of the film unfold believably. Even with the ending, I still somehow liked this film better than part 2, because I simply cannot forgive part 2 not having a single scare or anything until virtually the 45 minute mark! Let's touch on what this film did right while I'm momentarily suppressing my rage. Should I even continue? I guess I have to carry on-well, if that moronic ending isn't disturbing your zen and you're like, "Ryan, calm the fuck down!" then believe it or not, the movie as a whole is not too bad. And now we have time traveling demons! Yeah, say "hi" to Marty McFly for me, wouldya? Then we learn-uhh, not much from part 4 except some shit about the demons and witches. Then we learn the origin of the sisters except it does not fit the continuity established and there are witchies. Then we have the introduction of a sister that passed the demon on to the first woman. Why don't we go to space with Jason, Pinhead, and the Leprechaun while we're at it?! Seriously, I'm not even joking-they introduce time travel to this fucking franchise! First we have a demon slowly possessing a woman. Are you ready for this shit?! (Deep breath) They introduce.FUCKING TIME TRAVEL!!! time travel.ughhhhhh. I should have known to stick with my gut feeling, and whoever said the ending is awesome is either new to this franchise, a studio shill, and/or an idiot! Not only is the ending so unimaginably stupid, yet predictable somehow, but it almost single-handedly destroys the entire franchise's storyline! I'm going to say it once more, SPOILERS lie ahead, because I can't contain myself much longer. Then those pre-screening reviews were saying it was good and that it had an awesome ending so my interest was piqued. Review: After watching the trailers for this movie, and knowing that this was intended to be some kind of side-story, I seriously lowered my expectations. Plot Summary: After an alleged witch is murdered at an apartment complex, a young man finds himself slowly becoming possessed by a supernatural force.
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